How Badly Does Someone Have To Fuck Up Before They Get Fired

Because if pink slips aren't flying around at NBC for this late night Leno/O'Brien/Fallon debacle, then apparently there is no fuck up big enough to get a guy sacked at that company.

Anyway, Conan finally made it clear what his thoughts are on the presumptive plan for NBC to try to squeeze all three of these guys into the post-news late-night slot. You can (and should) read his letter here but if you're in a hurry let me sum it up for you thus: "NBC and their cracked-out, half-baked plans for how to run their schedule can take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick." (And he obviously implied a big TM to Hannibal King [Ryan Reynolds] in Blade: Trinity for that phraseology.)